Episodes
157. Tycho Brahe and Transatlantic Accent
March 23, 2023
Steve Jobs Clip: Hayley Sources: Tycho Brahe, The Most Eccentric, Bizarre Man You've Never Heard Of Merrell Tycho Brahe The eccentric life and mysterious death of pioneering Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe Valjak & Domagoj.…
156. Chimpanzee J. Fred Muggs and Autopsies
March 16, 2023
Kat tells the story of Muggs the chimpanzee who ape-eared just in time to save The Today Show. Remember, no matter how cute you are, you will never be as cute as a baby chimpanzee. Then, Hayley teaches the barfo-disgusto his…
155. COPS (TV Show) and Foreign Accent Syndrome
March 9, 2023
Hayley analyzes the only series that went out of its way fail the Bechdel test: Cops. This topic does not stem from an admiration for policing in the US, but rather to understand how and why a TV series was produced chronicl…
154. Great Chicago Fire and Chiropractic
March 2, 2023
Kat tells the story of The Great Chicago Fire and examines possible suspects, including but not limited to Peg Leg Sullivan and engorged udders. The fire burned 4 square miles, killed 300 people, and left another 90,000 home…
152. Somerton Man and Vodou / Voodoo / Marie Laveau
Feb. 16, 2023
Hayley covers the notorious cold case of the Somerton that has now been SOLVED. Did a religious extremist Little Free Library crack the case? No. But it would be a lot cooler if it did. Then, Kat delivers a crash course on t…
151. Toxic Lady Gloria Ramirez and Underground Cities of Cappadocia
Feb. 9, 2023
Kat introduces us to Gloria Ramirez, the definition of TOXIC. Her personality was lovely but she was mysteriously oily, her blood smelled of amonia and had flecks of... something... in it. Next, Hayley reveals the secrets of…
150. Silk Road Part 2 and Cardiff Giant
Feb. 2, 2023
Hayley wraps up her lesson on The Silk Road AKA anonymous Amazon + drugs. The moral of the story is never use your personal gmail when running an international drug trade. Next, there’s nothing George Hull does better than r…
Patreon Bonus! Trivia Night - Ep. 10
Jan. 28, 2023
Do you remember more facts from Night Classy lessons than Kat and Hayley? Well, it's time to test yourself. We are sharing this Trivia Night episode usually exclusive to Share this episode with your friends who need convinc…
149. Silk Road Part 1 and Roar (1981)
Jan. 26, 2023
Hayley covers "Anonymous Amazon" which is what we like to call ourselves when packages show up at our doorstep and we have no idea who could've possibly ordered all these??? Anonymous packages also come in handy when your na…
Patreon Bonus! List Bitch - Ep. 11
Jan. 21, 2023
List Bitches ASSEMBLE! Kat and Hayley are sharing this List Bitch episode usually exclusive to Share this episode with your friends who need convincing before they commit the cost of a Bluth frozen banana for HOURS of laugh…
148. Corkscrew Seal Killer and Glitter Mystery
Jan. 19, 2023
Kat examines the mysterious corkscrew seal murders and the possible suspects. Could it be a blind shark? A positional thruster (nice)? Or perhaps a seal-ial killer?? Then, Hayley shocks everyone with the TRUTH about glitter.…
147. Rattlesnake King and Gregor MacGregor
Jan. 12, 2023
Snek oil, apply directly to the forehead! Snek oil, apply directly for the forehead! That’s our interpretation of what an 1800s commercial for snake oil would sound like. And don’t get it confused with the very real and high…
147. Ant Hill Kids Cult and Rufus The Demon Core
Jan. 5, 2023
Wipe that smile off your face because Hayley came with a doozy this week. The most depraved part of her interests brings you the horrific backwoods Canadian torture cult of The Ant Hill Kids. Listen on to hear the one thing …
145. Best of 2022
Dec. 29, 2022
Happy New Year Classymates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together into this SUPER episode. Enjoy Bodyfarms and Nellie Bly Undercover.
144. Balto and Psychedelic Christmas
Dec. 22, 2022
Happy Holidays to our Night Classmates! Nothing says Christmas like deadly disease and psychedelics amiright? Kat takes us to Nome, Alaska where a team of super mushers risked everything to deliver life-saving diphtheria med…
143. Dionne Quintuplets and Missing-Children Milk Cartons
Dec. 15, 2022
Hayley covers the Dionne Quintuplets, the first known suriving identitcal quintuplets. Within a week of their birth, World's Fair exhibitors requested an appearance of the newborn sisters. And this was only the beginnging...…
142. Hash House Harriers and Mad Gasser of Mattoon
Dec. 8, 2022
There's running, and then there's ~cool~ running. The Hash House Harriers are a "Drinking club with a running problem" founded in 1938. We may or may not have been convinced to workout! Next, Kat tells us about the Mad Gasse…
141. Roman Chariot Racing and Ourang Medan
Dec. 1, 2022
Kat explains why while she hates sports, ancient chariot racing was to die for. Literally. Roman chariot races were intense, but not as intense as their fandom. Next, get ready to suspend your disbelief as Hayley launches in…
Substitute: Condoms (w/ Justin Stoerp)
Nov. 24, 2022
Happy Thanksgiving! Kat and Hayley are on thanksgiving break this week so we present a never-before-heard episode from the Night Classy Vault™ ! In the spirit of friendsgiving our substitute teacher is our good friend Justin…
138. Anna's Ice Palace and The Noid
Nov. 3, 2022
Hayley tells the story of Ivanna the Terrible and how she truly lived up to her name. In Disney’s Frozen an ice castle was a fantasy, but in real life, ice sheets on an ice bed just means freezing your dick off. The ice elep…