Episodes
112. Stigmatics and The Death of Ken McKelroy
May 5, 2022
Of all the ways to evangelize, stigmatics chose the scariest way. Kat delves deep into “an amount” of scientific research on the stigmata condition which produces mysterious wounds corresponding to the Christian wounds of J…
111. Oak Island Mystery, Kappa Cryptid, and Coincidences
April 28, 2022
When sugar mommies call, we listen! Alec delivers a specially requested sequel to his Patreon treasure hunt lessons with the Oak Island money pit mystery. Is pirate treasure there, or is it one of the History Channel’s class…
BONUS: The Forrest Fenn Treasure (Part 1 & Part 2)
April 25, 2022
Kat & Hayley are sharing these two classic Night Classy Patreon episodes, previously only available at This double feature is a combo of two substitute episodes taught by our wonderful producer Alec Ogg. Part 1 (recorded in…
110. The True Crime Obsession and Rabies
April 21, 2022
Public executions are a thing of the past, so it’s a good thing we have murder podcasts. Why does true crime slap so hard? Hayley’s here to tell you! Then, grab your Nikes because we’re running for a cure- for rabies! Rabies…
109. Houska Castle and The Roswell Incident
April 14, 2022
“Houska Castle: Built By Ghosts, For Ghosts!” Kat tells the mysterious tale of how this nonsensical castle was constructed over Czech Republic’s very own crevasse to Hell. Not even the elixir of life can save you! Next up, H…
108. Nellie Bly Undercover and Danny LaPlante
April 7, 2022
Hayley asks the question: “What are girls good for?” If you said infiltrating a psych ward to expose its abuses and catalyze change, you’d be right! Nellie Bly was a glass ceiling-breaking stunt journalist who knew how to pa…
107. Deadly Nightshades and Vikings
March 31, 2022
2 in the light shade, 1 in the stinking nightshade! Hope you’re not too shocked by Kat’s lesson on deadly nightshade plants with beautiful names like ~nicotine~ and ~potato~. Because it’s true, toxins could be right there in…
106. The Pockmarked Man and The Flying Spaghetti Monster
March 24, 2022
This one goes out to the dark angels! Hayley tells the horrifying story of “the pockmarked man” who terrorized Paris for a decade. To avoid being murdered, don’t take shortcuts, never be a young woman, and if you have a help…
105. Feejee Mermaid and Burt's Bees
March 17, 2022
Can’t we all just say mermaids are real and get on with it!? Kat covers the Feejee Mermaid! Ok, so it’s not a mermaid but look at the monkey head sewn onto the fish tail and tell us it doesn’t feel right. And speaking of thi…
104. Body Farms and Cadaver Dogs
March 10, 2022
Check if your heart is still beeping... this may be the closest the two lessons have ever coincided! Kat covers forensic body farms where you may get a rigor mortis hard-on from the cat eating your ass. And if that doesn't m…
103. Weird Al Yankovic and CIA Inventions
March 3, 2022
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then parody is a fucking honor. Weird Al Yankovic revolutionized rock with his accordion (because how else does one revolutionize rock?) and normalized calling out our partners…
102. Falling in Love and Badass Bass Reeves
Feb. 24, 2022
Inspired by her favorite genre of TV (trash) Kat presents the psychology of falling in love. With shocking revelations like “falling in love feels like being on drugs” and “you’re more likely to experience love at first sigh…
101. East Coast West Coast Rivalry and Stoned Ape Theory
Feb. 17, 2022
This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song “Who Shot Ya?” Grab your roach spray and let’s go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley ta…
100. Courtesan Baddie and Cemeteries
Feb. 10, 2022
Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She m…
99. The Executed Priest and Historic Beauty Trends
Feb. 3, 2022
If you must monogram, monogram everything! That way, if your body ever washes ashore in a pillowcase, investigators will be able to track down your very specific monogrammed piece and solve your murder. Next, Kat outs hersel…
98. Horse Diving and Rasputin
Jan. 27, 2022
Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayl…
97. Stonehenge and the Misadventures of the Russian Baltic Fleet
Jan. 20, 2022
Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the his…
96. The Alaska Triangle and Toilet Paper
Jan. 13, 2022
Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jok…
95. Lobotomies and Lake Lanier
Jan. 6, 2022
Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your …
94. Best of 2021
Dec. 30, 2021
Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your …
93. Creepy Christmas Lore and Dangerous Gifts
Dec. 23, 2021
Yule better not pout, yule better not cry, Night Classy has lists and we're reading them twice. Think more horrific and hazardous rather than naughty and nice. Kat delights us all with thoughts of cannibalism, horse skulls, …
92. The Santa Heist and Furries
Dec. 15, 2021
Hayley covers Marshall Ratliff and his 1927 Santa Claus bank robbery. What would you do if you saw Santa robbing a bank? If you said run to the nearest hardware store, buy a gun, and shoot him, you might be from Texas. Then,…
91. The 27 Club and Hallmark Christmas Movies
Dec. 9, 2021
Birthday anxiety + conspiracy + tragedy = The 27 Club. Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix are all members of this non-official yet permanent club. Learn all about it so we can then lighten the mood with Hallmark Ch…
90. Diet History and The Flatwoods Monster
Dec. 2, 2021
I guess we’re a diet podcast now because Hayley weighs in on the strange and scary history of dieting. Some fun fads include shopping mall scales, showing off your abnormally tiny poop, and our own contribution a “juice” (wi…