Episodes

Nov. 3, 2022

138. Anna's Ice Palace and The Noid

Hayley tells the story of Ivanna the Terrible and how she truly lived up to her name. In Disney’s Frozen an ice castle was a fantasy, but in real life, ice sheets on an ice bed just means freezing your dick off. The ice elep…
Oct. 20, 2022

136. Dogman and Kasha Demon

Kat’s ready to convert you to the ‘dog side’ with a lesson on Dog Man. Is Dog Man sexy or scary? Listen and find out! Then, Hayley takes us on a tour of the Kaimuki House where a demonic cat stalks the halls and uses corpses…
Oct. 13, 2022

135. The Doll Man of Russia and Werewolves

You will never look at Build-A-Bear the same after hearing Hayley’s harrowing tale of Anatoly Moskvin, self-proclaimed necropolyst, who “collected” vintage “dolls.” It’s worse than it sounds and we’re sorry.  Next, Kat break…
Oct. 6, 2022

134. The Bell Witch and Creepy Clowns

It’s officially the Halloween season and we are not going to let you forget it! Kat starts out with a paranormal classic: The Bell Witch. The Bell Witch is considered a compelling case for the existence of the paranormal as …
Sept. 29, 2022

133. Neuschwanstein Castle and Juan Pujol García

The annual Oktoberfest episode is here! Kat’s lesson brings us to a storybook castle in a storybook setting: Neuschwanstein! Like any good fantasy, the castle housed a king who was, unfortunately, too beautiful. Too beautifu…
Sept. 22, 2022

132. Room 1046 Mystery and Ice Cream

Hayley recaps the mysterious death of Artemus Ogletree. We don’t know what bell boys do, but walking into a bloody crime scene is certainly not in the job description. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on something she hates: ice c…
Sept. 15, 2022

131. Big Nose George and McDonalds Monopoly Scandal

Hayley disturbs us all with the story of wild west outlaw, “Big Nose George,” the fashion icon. Big Nose George killed, but had they added the nipples he would have SLAYED. Then, sit on Ronald McDonald’s lap as Kat tells the…
Sept. 8, 2022

130. The David Reimer Case and The Champawat Man-eater

Content warning: This episode contians. references to sexual assault, pedophilia, CP, and mental illness like depression and suicide.  This week, Hayley covers the case of David Reimer. Anonymously known in the medical commu…
Sept. 1, 2022

129. Marie-Josephe Angelique and The Curse of the Hope Diamond

Canada check! Kat tells the story of Marie-Josephe Angelique, an enslaved woman whose bravery and tenacity made her a symbol of black resistance. She probably didn’t start the fire, but we’d love that for her if she had. Nex…
Aug. 25, 2022

128. 1950s Quiz Show Scandal and Portrait of Madame...

This week, Kat covers a 1950s game show scandal, which feels much less like a game when the Supreme Court gets involved. Come for the drama, stay for the unique names and a surprise origin story at the end! Next, Hayley cove…
Aug. 18, 2022

127. Human-Ape Hybrid Experiment and Medieval Animal Trials

Be scared, because Hayley’s here to tell you about Ilya Ivanov and his love of artificial insemination. Ivanov’s ultimate goal was to produce a chimp-human hybrid.. by any means necessary. You know it’s bad when the Soviets …
Aug. 11, 2022

126. The Umbrella Murder and The Shark Arm Mystery

Kat covers the umbrella murder of Georgi Markov. Bad boy broke the #1 rule: Don’t make fun of the government! To be fair, it's a heroic act to speak out against Bulgarian communism… But no one expects to die by... Well, just…
Aug. 4, 2022

125. East German Balloon Escape and Near-Death Experiences

Kat covers the Strelzyk and Wetzel families’ daring escape from East Germany in their homemade hot air balloon. You know living under the Soviets was bad when 8 people were willing to fly 8,200 feet in the air in a contrapti…
July 28, 2022

124. Henrietta Lack's Immortal Cells and Harry R. Truman's Mt. St. Helens Death

Hayley teaches a lesson on Henrietta's Immortal Cells; the lady had cells on cells on cells! Henrietta unknowingly saved over 10 million lives with her HeLa cell line but the defecit of medical ethics is adding up to... not …
July 21, 2022

123. Deep Throat and Lord Byron

Kat teaches a lesson on Deep Throat, the movie not the Watergate mole. Although they might have something in common- can we be 100% sure Nixon didn’t have a clitorous in the back of his throat? Then, Hayley tells the life st…
July 14, 2022

122. Casket Girls and The Corrupted Blood Pandemic

Kat's lesson takes us to New France aka France 2 (the sequel) aka NAWLINS.  Also, some strange pale girls carrying caskets for duffle bags are following us. NONE of this lesson is embellished so throw on your Team Edward shi…
July 7, 2022

121. Michael Rockefeller's Disappearance and Crystals

Nepotism pays, but it also KILLS. When daddy’s money couldn’t buy Michael Rockefeller what he wanted, he paid with his life. Or did he?? Then, get ready to ‘add to cart’ because we’re here to remind you about crystals. Do th…
June 30, 2022

120. Florida Man and Escape from Alcatraz

Kat covers one of the internet's most beloved species: Florida Man. Need we say more? From killing a man with a sword named "Kindness" to closet adventures, it seems the Florida Man cannot be stopped. Next, Hayley ponders if…
June 23, 2022

119. Mosquitos and ASMR

If you grapefruit your man and Kim Kardashian pomelos her man, does that mean mosquitos mandarin orange their man? This week on this mosquito cockfighting ring that we call a podcast, Hayley tells us about the world’s most h…
June 16, 2022

118. RuPaul and The Tartarian Empire

Come for RuPaul and The U-Hauls and Shantay, you stay for Star Booty! This week, Kat covers the awe-inspiring life of QUEEN, RuPaul Andre Charles. Happy Pride Month! You better work! Next, Hayley takes us off the deep end an…
June 9, 2022

117. Alice Liddell in Wonderland and Dance Marathons

Hayley tells us Alice in Wonderland was a real person, and the whole story is just one big creepy detail. Yeah, this is not a fun lesson. Drink every time we say “disgusting.” Then, Kat reminds us that humans have always bee…
June 2, 2022

116. The Gin Craze and Who Let The Dogs Out

Kat covers the Gin Craze where you can get drunk for a penny or dead drunk for 2 pennies! Gin and tonic, to know her is to love her. But some people loved her a little too much. Next, Hayley quieries, who let the dogs out? I…
May 26, 2022

115. Caligula and The Stomach of Alexis St. Martin

Hayley covers Joffrey Baratheon’s inspo: the Roman Emperor Caligula. Like and follow for his cute nighttime skin care routine of almost murdering his bestfriend and donate to us on Patreon so Hayley can be exiled to an islan…