Episodes
99. The Executed Priest and Historic Beauty Trends
Feb. 3, 2022
If you must monogram, monogram everything! That way, if your body ever washes ashore in a pillowcase, investigators will be able to track down your very specific monogrammed piece and solve your murder. Next, Kat outs hersel…
98. Horse Diving and Rasputin
Jan. 27, 2022
Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayl…
97. Stonehenge and the Misadventures of the Russian Baltic Fleet
Jan. 20, 2022
Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the his…
96. The Alaska Triangle and Toilet Paper
Jan. 13, 2022
Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jok…
95. Lobotomies and Lake Lanier
Jan. 6, 2022
Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your …
94. Best of 2021
Dec. 30, 2021
Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your …
93. Creepy Christmas Lore and Dangerous Gifts
Dec. 23, 2021
Yule better not pout, yule better not cry, Night Classy has lists and we're reading them twice. Think more horrific and hazardous rather than naughty and nice. Kat delights us all with thoughts of cannibalism, horse skulls, …
92. The Santa Heist and Furries
Dec. 15, 2021
Hayley covers Marshall Ratliff and his 1927 Santa Claus bank robbery. What would you do if you saw Santa robbing a bank? If you said run to the nearest hardware store, buy a gun, and shoot him, you might be from Texas. Then,…
91. The 27 Club and Hallmark Christmas Movies
Dec. 9, 2021
Birthday anxiety + conspiracy + tragedy = The 27 Club. Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix are all members of this non-official yet permanent club. Learn all about it so we can then lighten the mood with Hallmark Ch…
90. Diet History and The Flatwoods Monster
Dec. 2, 2021
I guess we’re a diet podcast now because Hayley weighs in on the strange and scary history of dieting. Some fun fads include shopping mall scales, showing off your abnormally tiny poop, and our own contribution a “juice” (wi…
89. Writing the Oxford English Dictionary and Dancer's Image Conspiracy
Nov. 25, 2021
Hayley experiences the sunken lost cause fallacy and brings us a lesson on how the Oxford English Dictionary was created. There are a lot of dick-tionary jokes and we all learn and re-learn some words. TLDR: this lesson is b…
88. The Paleo Diet and Queen Bees
Nov. 18, 2021
Kat crawls out of a 3-foot tall meat freezer to teach us about the "toe shoes" of gastronomy: the Paleo diet. Did cavemen really gorge on raw ground beef between shirtless beer pong matches? Find out in Act 1! Then Hayley sh…
87. Irish Crown Jewel Heist and Strange Historical Inventions
Nov. 11, 2021
The crown jewels of Ireland may be pitiful but the reason why they disappeared is pathetic. Just get a new safe. It’s literally the royal fucking family. Thankfully, it was all just pranks. Next, Kat is a list bitch and take…
86. Localization of Anime and The First Sex Shop
Nov. 4, 2021
Kat explains localization: the practice of adapting foreign media for local audiences. Localization played a major role in the importation of Japanese anime to the United States… for better or for worse. Things happened, dec…
85. Ouija Boards and Carl's Corpse Bride (Part 2)
Oct. 28, 2021
Kat may not be a strong medium but she still knows what the people want: a lesson on ouija boards! Much like the toy, it was a medium success. But we still have questions like, “What is your accent?” and “Are you wearing und…
84. Carl's Corpse Bride (Part 1) and The Hinterkaifeck Murders
Oct. 21, 2021
Hayley tells us about a man with a plan: Carl Tanzler. From childhood, Carl received visions of his future spouse and spent his adult life searching for her. But when he finally met the object of his obsession, she was dying…
83. The Pollock Twins and The Watcher
Oct. 14, 2021
This week Hayley teaches us about The Pollock Twins! They’re the direct result of reincarnation and their parents not being able to keep their hands off each other, despite almost getting a divorce. We are convinced souls ar…
82. Ectoplasm and Halloween Romance
Oct. 7, 2021
It’s an animated ribbon! It’s a quoof! It’s ectoplasm! All are true for Kat’s lesson on the mysterious, gelatinous substance coming out of all orifices remotely related to ghosts. Some call it egg whites and urine, others ca…
81. Peter the Wild Boy and Beer
Sept. 30, 2021
Happy Oktoberfest b*tches and welcome to our *loosely* themed episode! Hayley delights us with the tale of Peter, a feral child plucked from Germany's Black forest and raised by royalty. Peter was a wild boy, not a proper b…
80. Johnny Appleseed and Drunk Tank Pink / Paris Green
Sept. 23, 2021
If Johnny Appleseed has come up in your life a lot recently, you’re not alone. And if you’re a big fan of sacks, you’re also not alone! For being raised by a tree, Johnny Appleseed has left quite a legacy as the creepy old m…
79. “Lord” Timothy Dexter and “School” Bishop Sycamore Football
Sept. 16, 2021
Lord Timothy Dexter was not a lord, but he was the Informer of Deer, a collector of giant statues, and the first in the East, the first in the West, and the greatest philosopher of the western world. In other words, he was a…
78. Mummified Rosalia Lombardo and American Squirrel
Sept. 9, 2021
Death is a part of life and, coincidentally, this week's episode! Hayley teaches us about the Capuchin Catacombs of Palermo which attracts hoards of tourists thanks to its 8,000+ mummified corpses. The most famous of them be…
77. The Bikini Murderer and Coke vs. Pepsi Wars
Sept. 2, 2021
This week in the CIA think tank- AKA Night Classy, Kat lures us to a hotel room to look at crystals and talk about murder. Charles Sobhraj evaded the police countless times during his ”Hippie Trail” murder spree, but ultimat…
76. The Machine and Insane Clown Posse
Aug. 26, 2021
Bama Rush TikTok has taken over the internet but not a single video mentions the secret not-so-secret society operating behind the scenes of University of Alabama’s Greek life. Hayley clues us into all things “The Machine,” …