Episodes
19. Tic Tac UFO and #FreeBritney
July 23, 2020
Kat explores the eerie UFO videos released by the Pentagon earlier this year, with a quick side rant about how SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE F*CKING OPENING RIGHT NOW because #science. Next, Hayley calls on us to #FreeBritney, dives…
18. Concept of Time and Underground Seattle
July 16, 2020
Hayley drinks some dinkleberry wine and teaches on the subjectivity of time and how time as a concept changes across cultures. Next, Kat covers the Seattle underground, its construction, its ghosts, and how the city glowed u…
17. Madeleine McCann and The Brothers Grimm
July 9, 2020
Hayley tackles a true crime classic: the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, while mispronouncing the name of every town in Europe. Next, Kat gives a lesson on the Brothers Grimm and reminds us to never trust a sausage. This…
16. The Proud Boys and The Woman in The Attic
July 2, 2020
Welcome to Night Classy’s sweet Episode 16! The Night Classy crew ‘“celebrates” in a big way by delivering some of their darkest lessons yet. First, Kat explains the growing hate group: The Proud Boys and encourages everyone…
15. Why People Have Children and The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn
June 25, 2020
Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake family for social events.…
14. Cat Domestication and Lab-Grown Diseases
June 18, 2020
Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accidental releasing of pathogens…
#podcastblackout
June 11, 2020
In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Lives Matter movement. Inst…
13. Mariana’s Web Part 2 and Randonauting
June 4, 2020
Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept’s exploration of Mariana’s web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding love, friendship, and kit…
12. Artificial Intelligence and Mariana’s Web
May 28, 2020
Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot Rachael. Then, Kat suffers through a heatstroke as she tak…
BONUS: Handyman Hitman (w/ Clint Eiland)
May 25, 2020
In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app or visit patreon.com/nig…
11. Facebook and Reality TV
May 21, 2020
Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hours of the craziest reality…
10. Mr. Hands and Dolly Parton
May 14, 2020
Saddle up and cover your children’s ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown’s claim to fame, the “Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in humanity by giving a brief …
9. The Elf Whisperer and Money
May 7, 2020
Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland’s Elf Garden, and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the psychology of how money ch…
8. WiFi Allergies and Dope Lake
April 30, 2020
Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you’re wrong. Then, spark up whi…
7. Syncing Periods and The Abduction of Cassie Hansen
April 23, 2020
Kat answers the age-old question: can you and your roommate’s periods sync up? Then, Hayley puts her forensic investigator hat on (over her banded hair) and tells the harrowing tale of the abduction of Cassie Hansen. This ep…
6. Mattress Firm Conspiracy and The Jersey Devil
April 16, 2020
Hayley exposes Mattress Firm’s dirty little secret: that their outrageously high number stores are actually a front for an international money laundering ring. Next, Kat spills the tea on a flying kangaroo.. No wait.. A man …
5. 19 Crimes and The Bachelor
April 9, 2020
Hayley delivers a history lesson on the British penal colonies of Australia and the 19 crimes that could get you a one-way ticket there. Then, Kat gives behind the scenes details on the crown jewel of reality TV: The Bachelo…
4. The Dyatlov Pass Incident and The Hanging Judge
April 2, 2020
On the fourth episode of Night Classy Kat recounts the mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident and ponders Yeti theory. Next, Hayley introduces us to the infamous Isaac Parker the “Hanging Judge” of Western Arkansas. This episode …
3. Search Engine Inner Workings and The Axeman of New Orleans
March 26, 2020
On the third episode of Night Classy Hayley does a deep dive into Google search suggestions and answers the question: what is the most beautiful roof? Then, Kat puts on her jazz shoes and tells the spooky story of the Axeman…
2. Incels and Solipsism
March 19, 2020
On this episode of Night Classy, Kat gives us a tour of the dark, wrist-obsessed world of incels. Next, Hayley explains the theory of solipsism- or is it silopisism? Or slopsism? Or sloppysism?? Tune in to find out! This epi…
1. Gender in Early Childhood and Simulation Theory
March 19, 2020
Welcome to the first episode of Night Classy, where after drinking their weight in boxed wine, Hayley and Kat attempt to take on the complicated topics of gender in early childhood and Simulation Theory. This episode of Nig…