Episodes

Jan. 14, 2021

44. The Bling Ring and A Gun at Graceland

Kat teaches a lesson on the “Bling Ring,” a group of rich teenagers who repeatedly robbed the homes of celebrities including Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and fashion icon Lindsay Lohan. We aren’t saying we want to steal from…
Jan. 7, 2021

43. The OG Little Mermaid and Rainforest Cafe

Hayley tells the original story behind Disney’s The Little Mermaid, and we spot the differences and the symbolism. Does the surface of the ocean mean sex? Is the red garden her pubes? Probably. Then, Kat presents the wild or…
Dec. 31, 2020

42. Krista and Tatiana Hogan and Disney Controversies

Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other’s thoughts and move each other’s limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inability to properly pronoun…
Dec. 24, 2020

41. Agatha Christie Disappearance and Yetis

Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on mo…
Dec. 17, 2020

40. Thongs and The Human Sense of Smell

Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman’s loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky’s whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. Next, Kat teaches a lesso…
Dec. 10, 2020

39. Haunted La Quinta and Patrice Wilson

Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Quinta (it’s a pun!) Resort…
Dec. 3, 2020

38. Christmas Legends and Claudine Longet

Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Longet. Claudine loved to sk…
Nov. 26, 2020

37. Megan Thee Stallion and Spongebob

Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, grab your bucket and your mo…
Nov. 19, 2020

36. White House Pets and Baby Boxes

Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” an…
Nov. 12, 2020

35. Child Chimney Sweeps and The Winchester Mystery House

Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always do anything to avoid payi…
Nov. 5, 2020

34. Hair Wreaths and Bullet Journaling

Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Next, Hayley covers the lige…
Oct. 29, 2020

33. The Day Disco Died and Real Vampires

Hayley teaches about the “Day Disco Died;” the Chicago White Sox’ promotional Disco Demolition Night. Cris cross! Everybody burn your records! Next, Kat makes dreams come true for every preteen girl back in 2009 with a crush…
Oct. 22, 2020

32. Havana Syndrome and Sleep Demons

Kat heats things up like a hot pocket this week and covers the mysterious phenomenon that terrorized American diplomats in Cuba. Possible explanations include loud bugs, sonic weapons, Daddy Putin, and microwaves! Then, Hayl…
Oct. 15, 2020

31. Jediism and Vodka

This week we talk Star Wars- ever heard of it? Hayley takes us to a galaxy far far away in 2001, and covers the religion of Jediism. Next, Kat receives a package from daddy.. It’s a bottle of vodka! And teaches a lesson on v…
Oct. 8, 2020

30. Magic Resistance and The Salem Witch Trials

Kat is a witch bitch for sure and teaches a lesson on the Magic Resistance- the coalition of witches dedicated to taking down Donald Trump with a curse! Though one could argue Trump has already been cursed with a body (and f…
Oct. 1, 2020

29. Oktoberfest and The Girl in The Box

Happy October! This week, Kat and Hayley embraced the spirit of Halloween… in a Spirit Halloween and bought matching dirndls to celebrate an Oktoberfest-themed episode. Kat was a list bitch this episode and teaches all thing…
Sept. 24, 2020

28. The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb and Birthdays

Kat presents the curse of King Tut’s tomb and his controversh daddy! There definitely was a curse unless you’re a wet blanket who hates fun. Next, Hayley starts the party back in Egypt once again and teaches the history of B…
Sept. 17, 2020

27. The McMartin Preschool Trial and Lisa Frank

In this episode, Hayley exposes Satan for what he really is- a plagiarizer! Then, dives deep into the McMartin Preschool trials and all the satanic-panic-serial-killer realness that precluded it. Did serial killers love the …
Sept. 10, 2020

26. Astrology and Aquagenic Urticaria

Is mercury in retrograde or did the school year just start??! This week, Hayley talks astrology, which may or may not be real science- according to Neil Degrassi. Wasn’t Drake on that show? Next, Kat tackles the medical myst…
Sept. 3, 2020

25. Stress Relief and History of Teaching

Bring your crystals bitches, we’re goin’ witchin’! Kat and Hayley went back to work this week and they are STRESSED. So, Kat shares some tips on how to relieve stress- but not those basic bitch stress relief strategies that …
Aug. 27, 2020

24. NXIVM and Tesla vs. Edison

Kat tells the story of the NXIVM sex-cult and Mole from Atlantas’ doppelganger: Keith Raniere. Either one man’s mole is another man’s Brad Pitt, or Rainiere was a seriously manipulative sociopath (hint: it’s the latter). Nex…
Aug. 25, 2020

Patreon Bonus: Reality TV (w/ Dr. Marcus Lehman)

Marcus competed on the 17th season of Survivor in Gabon, Africa, and made it to the final three on the new FOX show Labor of Love. So, we were excited to nerd-out over our shared love of reality tv and get all the tea (Jeff …
Aug. 20, 2020

23. The Mandela Effect and Nursing

Hayley teaches about the Mandela Effect, and transports us to high school and a NASCAR race in an attempt to explain neuroscience and quantum physics. When it comes to explaining the Mandela Effect are you on the “fun” side …
Aug. 13, 2020

22. Thrift Shopping and Rebekah Harkness

What do a giant painting of a peacock and locks of human baby hair have in common? They were both purchased by us second-hand, and now reside in our home. Hayley starts out this week by giving a brief history lesson on her f…