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Hayley asks the question: “What are girls good for?” If you said infiltrating a psych ward to expose its abuses and catalyze change, you’d be right! Nellie Bly was a glass ceiling-breaking stunt journalist who knew how to pack light and pass as a baby. Then, Kat covers the creepy…

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2 in the light shade, 1 in the stinking nightshade! Hope you’re not too shocked by Kat’s lesson on deadly nightshade plants with beautiful names like ~nicotine~ and ~potato~. Because it’s true, toxins could be right there in your pantry, on your pizza or possibly across the street at Chipotle.…

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This one goes out to the dark angels! Hayley tells the horrifying story of “the pockmarked man” who terrorized Paris for a decade. To avoid being murdered, don’t take shortcuts, never be a young woman, and if you have a helpful, friendly neighbor, just do not leave your house. Then,…

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Episode 105 of Night Classy Podcast! #shorts https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

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Episode 105 of Night Classy Podcast #shorts https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

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Episode 103 of Night Classy Podcast! #Shorts

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Check if your heart is still beeping... this may be the closest the two lessons have ever coincided! Kat covers forensic body farms where you may get a rigor mortis hard-on from the cat eating your ass. And if that doesn't make you S.I.C.K then perhaps you'll enjoy Hayley's lesson…

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The story of Sandra Anderson from episode 104 of Night Classy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy #Shorts

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If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then parody is a fucking honor. Weird Al Yankovic revolutionized rock with his accordion (because how else does one revolutionize rock?) and normalized calling out our partners for almost buying the half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, and not the entire…

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From Night Classy's new Patreon show "List Bitches" https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy #Shorts

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April 19, 2022

Incel Trivia

Available now on Night Classy's Patreon. Patreon.com/nightclassy #Shorts

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Kat covers the creepy story of Ketchup king and ghost(??) Danny LaPlante. Danny may not have been tall, hot, and blonde, but he WAS a creepy spree killer who never showered. Episode 108 👻 #Shorts

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Episode 1 of List Bitches is available now on Patreon! Listen now🍷🌙 #Shorts

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Inspired by her favorite genre of TV (trash) Kat presents the psychology of falling in love. With shocking revelations like “falling in love feels like being on drugs” and “you’re more likely to experience love at first sight with attractive people.” Next, Hayley covers Bad Bass Ass Reeves (Bass Reeves),…

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This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song “Who Shot Ya?” Grab your roach spray and let’s go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley takes us back… like all the way…

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Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She meets with them, she sleeps with them, she spies…

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Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayley enlightens us with the life…

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Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the historical content with Russia's most unmentionable yet relatable Baltic…

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Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jokes are always funny and explains the history of toilet paper. Friendly reminder that the…

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Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your palette with a healthy dose of massive catfish and bad gals haunting Lake…

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Jan. 13, 2022

94. Best of 2021

Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY.…

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