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May 11, 2022

Paid 100k for a mermaid

Episode 105 of Night Classy Podcast #shorts https://linktr.ee/NightClassy

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May 10, 2022

Weird Al is the inspiring story you didn't know you needed today.

Episode 103 of Night Classy Podcast! #Shorts

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May 9, 2022

Did the C.I.A. use pet rats or street rats? You decide.

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April 22, 2022

104. Body Farms and Cadaver Dogs

Check if your heart is still beeping... this may be the closest the two lessons have ever coincided! Kat covers forensic body farms where you may get a rigor mortis hard-on from the cat eating your ass. And if that doesn't make you S.I.C.K then perhaps you'll enjoy Hayley's lesson…

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April 22, 2022

Cadaver Dog Expert EXPOSED

The story of Sandra Anderson from episode 104 of Night Classy. https://linktr.ee/NightClassy #Shorts

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April 22, 2022

103. Weird Al Yankovic and CIA Inventions

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then parody is a fucking honor. Weird Al Yankovic revolutionized rock with his accordion (because how else does one revolutionize rock?) and normalized calling out our partners for almost buying the half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, and not the entire…

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April 20, 2022

BAMBOO TORTURE 😱 Real or Myth?

From Night Classy's new Patreon show "List Bitches" https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy #Shorts

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April 19, 2022

Incel Trivia

Available now on Night Classy's Patreon. Patreon.com/nightclassy #Shorts

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April 13, 2022

Creepy messages written in KETCHUP in her home

Kat covers the creepy story of Ketchup king and ghost(??) Danny LaPlante. Danny may not have been tall, hot, and blonde, but he WAS a creepy spree killer who never showered. Episode 108 👻 #Shorts

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April 6, 2022

SAY👏NO👏TO👏HOTDOGS👏 (and sports)

Episode 1 of List Bitches is available now on Patreon! Listen now🍷🌙 #Shorts

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March 29, 2022

102. Falling in Love and Badass Bass Reeves

Inspired by her favorite genre of TV (trash) Kat presents the psychology of falling in love. With shocking revelations like “falling in love feels like being on drugs” and “you’re more likely to experience love at first sight with attractive people.” Next, Hayley covers Bad Bass Ass Reeves (Bass Reeves),…

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Feb. 23, 2022

101. East Coast West Coast Rivalry and Stoned Ape Theory

This week, Kat gives a crash course on the famed East Coast-West Coast hip hop rivalry of the 90s. Which came first: the shot or the song “Who Shot Ya?” Grab your roach spray and let’s go on a learny journey. Next, Hayley takes us back… like all the way…

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Feb. 5, 2022

100. Courtesan Baddie and Cemeteries (Night Classy 100th Episode LIVE!)

Shout out to the learny wormies and night cats who got us to our 100th episode! Delete your Seeking Arrangements account because Hayley is here to tell you exactly how to be a high class sugar baby- 19th century style. She meets with them, she sleeps with them, she spies…

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Feb. 2, 2022

The Executed Priest and Historic Beauty Trends

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Jan. 31, 2022

98. Horse Diving and Rasputin

Kat teaches a lesson on horse diving, a performance so crazy and cruel that one man wanted to bring it back in the 90s. Who was that man? I’m sure you can guess. Next, he’s horny, he’s filthy, and he can see the future! Hayley enlightens us with the life…

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Jan. 28, 2022

97. Stonehenge and the Misadventures of the Russian Baltic Fleet

Kat brings bath salts back with her lesson on Stonehenge, the very first gym. We ask the important questions so you don't have to ie: "So this is Easter Island Right?" and "What is wood?" Next, Hayley doubles down on the historical content with Russia's most unmentionable yet relatable Baltic…

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Jan. 17, 2022

96. The Alaska Triangle and Toilet Paper

Hayley teaches that the Alaska Triangle is indeed a triangle and mysterious things happen there. Triangles have 3 sides and Alaska has whales, cold weather, the Iditarod, and shapeshifters. Next, Kat reminds us that poop jokes are always funny and explains the history of toilet paper. Friendly reminder that the…

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Jan. 17, 2022

95. Lobotomies and Lake Lanier

Alcohol shot to the brain, and lobotomy’s to blame. You give mental health services a bad name. But other than scrambling brains and tampons soaked in Svedka, it’s all good! Learn about primal neurosurgery then cleanse your palette with a healthy dose of massive catfish and bad gals haunting Lake…

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Jan. 13, 2022

94. Best of 2021

Happy New Year Classmates! You voted on your favorite episode topics and we smashed them together. Enjoy The Killdozer and Disney Controversies. See you in 2022 xoxo This episode is sponsored by betterhelp. For 10% off your first month of better help visit betterhelp.com/classy or enter our promo code CLASSY.…

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Jan. 13, 2022

93. Creepy Christmas Lore and Dangerous Gifts

Yule better not pout, yule better not cry, Night Classy has lists and we're reading them twice. Think more horrific and hazardous rather than naughty and nice. Kat delights us all with thoughts of cannibalism, horse skulls, and sausage swiping' window peepers in Christmas lore before Hayley lists off her…

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Dec. 17, 2021

92. The Santa Heist and Furries

Hayley covers Marshall Ratliff and his 1927 Santa Claus bank robbery. What would you do if you saw Santa robbing a bank? If you said run to the nearest hardware store, buy a gun, and shoot him, you might be from Texas. Then, Malori Sparkles is a simp for Simba…

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Dec. 12, 2021

91. The 27 Club and Hallmark Christmas Movies

Birthday anxiety + conspiracy + tragedy = The 27 Club. Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, and Jimi Hendrix are all members of this non-official yet permanent club. Learn all about it so we can then lighten the mood with Hallmark Christmas movie factoids ie: budgets, paranormal romance restrictions, preferred stages of…

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Dec. 2, 2021

90. Diet History and The Flatwoods Monster

I guess we’re a diet podcast now because Hayley weighs in on the strange and scary history of dieting. Some fun fads include shopping mall scales, showing off your abnormally tiny poop, and our own contribution a “juice” (wine) cleanse. Then, it’s cryptid time because Kat tells the story of…

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Nov. 26, 2021

89. Writing The Oxford English Dictionary and Dancer's Image Conspiracy

Hayley experiences the sunken lost cause fallacy and brings us a lesson on how the Oxford English Dictionary was created. There are a lot of dick-tionary jokes and we all learn and re-learn some words. TLDR: this lesson is better than it sounds. Next, Kat stays on brand and talks…

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