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Kat explores the eerie UFO videos released by the Pentagon earlier this year, with a quick side rant about how SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE F*CKING OPENING RIGHT NOW because #science. Next, Hayley calls on us to #FreeBritney, dives into Britney Spears' career and the infamous yellow shirt video, while making…

Hayley drinks some dinkleberry wine and teaches on the subjectivity of time and how time as a concept changes across cultures. Next, Kat covers the Seattle underground, its construction, its ghosts, and how the city glowed up from a muddy, vermin-infested cesspool. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley tackles a true crime classic: the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, while mispronouncing the name of every town in Europe. Next, Kat gives a lesson on the Brothers Grimm and reminds us to never trust a sausage. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Welcome to Night Classy’s sweet Episode 16! The Night Classy crew ‘“celebrates” in a big way by delivering some of their darkest lessons yet. First, Kat explains the growing hate group: The Proud Boys and encourages everyone to look up their founder (Gavin McInnes) on Porn Hub. Then, Hayley keeps…

Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake family for social events. Then, Kat covers The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn and explains…

Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accidental releasing of pathogens occurring in gain of function research and bioengineering. Produced by Parasaur Studios…

In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Lives Matter movement. Instead of an episode this week, we encourage our listeners to donate to one of the…

Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept’s exploration of Mariana’s web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding love, friendship, and kitty cats. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/nightclassy Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot, Rachael. Then, Kat suffers through a heatstroke as she takes us to the deepest corner of the internet: the legendary Mariana’s Web, and introduces us…

In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app or visit www.patreon.com/nightclassy and sign up to become a monthly donor. Produced by Parasaur Studios © 2020

Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hours of the craziest reality TV shows and game shows ever made. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl…

Saddle up and cover your children’s ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown’s claim to fame, the “Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in humanity by giving a brief biography on the gem of Eastern Tennessee, Dolly Parton. This episode is…

Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland’s Elf Garden and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the psychology of how money changes people. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks…

Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you’re wrong. Then, spark up while Hayley tells the story of Camp Four and the dopest…

Kat answers the age-old question: can you and your roommate’s periods sync up? Then, Hayley puts her forensic investigator hat on (over her banded hair) and tells the harrowing tale of the abduction of Cassie Hansen. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia and Dicks By Mail. For 15% off…

Hayley exposes Mattress Firm’s dirty little secret: that their outrageously high number stores are actually a front for an international money laundering ring. Next, Kat spills the tea on a flying kangaroo... No wait... A man covered in mud... wait... The Jersey Devil. This episode is sponsored by Ethyl Ambrosia.…

Hayley delivers a history lesson on the British penal colonies of Australia and the 19 crimes that could get you a one-way ticket there. Then, Kat gives behind the scenes details on the crown jewel of reality TV: The Bachelor and Bachelorette franchise. This episode is sponsored by Dicks By…

On the fourth episode of Night Classy, Kat recounts the mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident and ponders Yeti theory. Next, Hayley introduces us to the infamous Isaac Parker the “Hanging Judge” of Western Arkansas. This episode is sponsored by Dicks By Mail. For 25% off your first order, visit dicksbymail.com and…

On the third episode of Night Classy Hayley does a deep dive into Google search suggestions and answers the question: what is the most beautiful roof? Then, Kat puts on her jazz shoes and tells the spooky story of the Axeman of New Orleans. This episode is sponsored by Dicks…

Welcome to the first episode of Night Classy, where after drinking their weight in boxed wine, Hayley and Kat attempt to take on the complicated topics of gender in early childhood and Simulation Theory. This episode of Night Classy was recorded months before the COVID-19 outbreak which is why it…

On this episode of Night Classy, Kat gives us a tour of the dark, wrist-obsessed world of incels. Next, Hayley explains the theory of solipsism- or is it silopisism? Or slopsism? Or sloppysism?? Tune in to find out! This episode of Night Classy was recorded months before the COVID-19 outbreak…