Episodes
Aug. 27, 2020
24. NXIVM and Tesla vs. Edison
Kat tells the story of the NXIVM sex-cult and Mole from Atlantas’ doppelganger: Keith Raniere. Either one man’s mole is another man’s Brad Pitt, or Rainiere was a seriously manipulative sociopath (hint: it’s the latter). Nex…
Aug. 25, 2020
Patreon Bonus: Reality TV (w/ Dr. Marcus Lehman)
Marcus competed on the 17th season of Survivor in Gabon, Africa, and made it to the final three on the new FOX show Labor of Love. So, we were excited to nerd-out over our shared love of reality tv and get all the tea (Jeff …
Aug. 20, 2020
23. The Mandela Effect and Nursing
Hayley teaches about the Mandela Effect, and transports us to high school and a NASCAR race in an attempt to explain neuroscience and quantum physics. When it comes to explaining the Mandela Effect are you on the “fun” side …
Aug. 13, 2020
22. Thrift Shopping and Rebekah Harkness
What do a giant painting of a peacock and locks of human baby hair have in common? They were both purchased by us second-hand, and now reside in our home. Hayley starts out this week by giving a brief history lesson on her f…
Aug. 6, 2020
21. Mike The Durable and Alcohol
This week the girls celebrate Night Classy’s 21st Birthday by drinking too much champagne and presenting alcohol-themed lessons! First, Kat tells the story of Michael Malloy: the man who wouldn’t die, and reminds us that if …
July 30, 2020
20. Lucid Dreaming and QAnon
Kat explains how through lucid dreaming you can fly, smooch a model, become a baby gorilla, or even come to terms with the concept of death. Then, Hayley transitions the conversation from deep sleep to the Deep State and cov…
July 23, 2020
19. Tic Tac UFO and #FreeBritney
Kat explores the eerie UFO videos released by the Pentagon earlier this year, with a quick side rant about how SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE F*CKING OPENING RIGHT NOW because #science. Next, Hayley calls on us to #FreeBritney, dives…
July 16, 2020
18. Concept of Time and Underground Seattle
Hayley drinks some dinkleberry wine and teaches on the subjectivity of time and how time as a concept changes across cultures. Next, Kat covers the Seattle underground, its construction, its ghosts, and how the city glowed u…
July 9, 2020
17. Madeleine McCann and The Brothers Grimm
Hayley tackles a true crime classic: the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, while mispronouncing the name of every town in Europe. Next, Kat gives a lesson on the Brothers Grimm and reminds us to never trust a sausage. This…
July 2, 2020
16. The Proud Boys and The Woman in The Attic
Welcome to Night Classy’s sweet Episode 16! The Night Classy crew ‘“celebrates” in a big way by delivering some of their darkest lessons yet. First, Kat explains the growing hate group: The Proud Boys and encourages everyone…
June 25, 2020
15. Why People Have Children and The Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn
Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake family for social events.…
June 18, 2020
14. Cat Domestication and Lab-Grown Diseases
Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accidental releasing of pathogens…
June 11, 2020
#podcastblackout
In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Lives Matter movement. Inst…
June 4, 2020
13. Mariana’s Web Part 2 and Randonauting
Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept’s exploration of Mariana’s web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding love, friendship, and kit…
May 28, 2020
12. Artificial Intelligence and Mariana’s Web
Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot Rachael. Then, Kat suffers through a heatstroke as she tak…
May 25, 2020
BONUS: Handyman Hitman (w/ Clint Eiland)
In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app or visit patreon.com/nig…
May 21, 2020
11. Facebook and Reality TV
Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hours of the craziest reality…
May 14, 2020
10. Mr. Hands and Dolly Parton
Saddle up and cover your children’s ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown’s claim to fame, the “Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in humanity by giving a brief …
May 7, 2020
9. The Elf Whisperer and Money
Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland’s Elf Garden, and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the psychology of how money ch…
April 30, 2020
8. WiFi Allergies and Dope Lake
Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you’re wrong. Then, spark up whi…
April 23, 2020
7. Syncing Periods and The Abduction of Cassie Hansen
Kat answers the age-old question: can you and your roommate’s periods sync up? Then, Hayley puts her forensic investigator hat on (over her banded hair) and tells the harrowing tale of the abduction of Cassie Hansen. This ep…
April 16, 2020
6. Mattress Firm Conspiracy and The Jersey Devil
Hayley exposes Mattress Firm’s dirty little secret: that their outrageously high number stores are actually a front for an international money laundering ring. Next, Kat spills the tea on a flying kangaroo.. No wait.. A man …
April 9, 2020
5. 19 Crimes and The Bachelor
Hayley delivers a history lesson on the British penal colonies of Australia and the 19 crimes that could get you a one-way ticket there. Then, Kat gives behind the scenes details on the crown jewel of reality TV: The Bachelo…
April 2, 2020
4. The Dyatlov Pass Incident and The Hanging Judge
On the fourth episode of Night Classy Kat recounts the mysterious Dyatlov Pass Incident and ponders Yeti theory. Next, Hayley introduces us to the infamous Isaac Parker the “Hanging Judge” of Western Arkansas. This episode …