Episodes
52. Bonnie and Clyde and Vestigiality
March 11, 2021
Hayley tells the story of America’s most famous criminal couple: Bonnie and Clyde. Next, Kat teaches a lesson on vestigiality- the structures, behaviors, and organs that evolution has rendered useless. Meanwhile, Hayley remi…
51. The Hungriest Man and The Disappearance of John and Linda Sohus
March 4, 2021
Kat tells the story of the hungriest man who ever lived: Tarrare. Tarrare was known to eat anything he could find including raw organs, live cats, and garbage, until he literally ended up with a food baby.. Next, Hayley teac…
50. Denver Airport Conspiracies and Furbies
Feb. 25, 2021
Hayley blows our minds with the fact that there are lizard people, and they live in Denver, CO. That’s right! We are talking about Denver Airport conspiracy theories. What’s scarier: the world ending or being crushed to deat…
49. Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova and The Man In The Iron Mask
Feb. 18, 2021
Hayley goes grim this week and tells us about Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova; a pair of conjoined twins who were ruthlessly experimented on by Soviet Russia. Then, Kat lightens the mood by taking us to a 17th century French …
48. The Sims and Valentine's Day
Feb. 11, 2021
Hayley teaches us all about our first and favorite childhood video game: The Sims! Then we get in our biggest fight ever over Hayley making Kat's sim blonde and evil. Next, Kat tells us about the ancient Roman holiday (?) Lu…
47. Bloody Mary and Fordlandia
Feb. 4, 2021
Kat teaches the legend of Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary! She is real, but a bitch can only be in one place at a time. Then, BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS (get it?) while Hayley tells us about Henry Ford’s dry, vegetarian utop…
46. Candy and Torajan Funeral Rites
Jan. 28, 2021
This episode starts out sweet, then gets a little salty! Kat teaches a lesson on candy; ancient candy, Halloween candy, sex store candy.. All the candy! Then, Hayley tells us about Torajan funerals and how dying really isn’t…
45. The First Meme and Alt-Right Paganism
Jan. 21, 2021
Hayley teaches a lesson on the world’s longest documented penis. JUST KIDDING. She teaches a lesson on the world’s first meme! Or is it me-me? Next, Kat wants you to know that not all MAGA freaks are Evangelical Christians w…
44. The Bling Ring and A Gun at Graceland
Jan. 14, 2021
Kat teaches a lesson on the “Bling Ring,” a group of rich teenagers who repeatedly robbed the homes of celebrities including Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and fashion icon Lindsay Lohan. We aren’t saying we want to steal from…
43. The OG Little Mermaid and Rainforest Cafe
Jan. 7, 2021
Hayley tells the original story behind Disney’s The Little Mermaid, and we spot the differences and the symbolism. Does the surface of the ocean mean sex? Is the red garden her pubes? Probably. Then, Kat presents the wild or…
42. Krista and Tatiana Hogan and Disney Controversies
Dec. 31, 2020
Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other’s thoughts and move each other’s limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inability to properly pronoun…
41. Agatha Christie Disappearance and Yetis
Dec. 24, 2020
Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, Kat teaches a lesson on mo…
40. Thongs and The Human Sense of Smell
Dec. 17, 2020
Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman’s loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky’s whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. Next, Kat teaches a lesso…
39. Haunted La Quinta and Patrice Wilson
Dec. 10, 2020
Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Quinta (it’s a pun!) Resort…
38. Christmas Legends and Claudine Longet
Dec. 3, 2020
Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Longet. Claudine loved to sk…
37. Megan Thee Stallion and Spongebob
Nov. 26, 2020
Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, grab your bucket and your mo…
36. White House Pets and Baby Boxes
Nov. 19, 2020
Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” an…
35. Child Chimney Sweeps and The Winchester Mystery House
Nov. 12, 2020
Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always do anything to avoid payi…
34. Hair Wreaths and Bullet Journaling
Nov. 5, 2020
Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Next, Hayley covers the lige…
33. The Day Disco Died and Real Vampires
Oct. 29, 2020
Hayley teaches about the “Day Disco Died;” the Chicago White Sox’ promotional Disco Demolition Night. Cris cross! Everybody burn your records! Next, Kat makes dreams come true for every preteen girl back in 2009 with a crush…
32. Havana Syndrome and Sleep Demons
Oct. 22, 2020
Kat heats things up like a hot pocket this week and covers the mysterious phenomenon that terrorized American diplomats in Cuba. Possible explanations include loud bugs, sonic weapons, Daddy Putin, and microwaves! Then, Hayl…
31. Jediism and Vodka
Oct. 15, 2020
This week we talk Star Wars- ever heard of it? Hayley takes us to a galaxy far far away in 2001, and covers the religion of Jediism. Next, Kat receives a package from daddy.. It’s a bottle of vodka! And teaches a lesson on v…
30. Magic Resistance and The Salem Witch Trials
Oct. 8, 2020
Kat is a witch bitch for sure and teaches a lesson on the Magic Resistance- the coalition of witches dedicated to taking down Donald Trump with a curse! Though one could argue Trump has already been cursed with a body (and f…
29. Oktoberfest and The Girl in The Box
Oct. 1, 2020
Happy October! This week, Kat and Hayley embraced the spirit of Halloween… in a Spirit Halloween and bought matching dirndls to celebrate an Oktoberfest-themed episode. Kat was a list bitch this episode and teaches all thing…